Favorite Christmas Songs From Singer

The joke about this album isn't that it's generic orchestral/choral Christmas music. The music is not ridiculous at all. The joke is reading every word on the back cover. I'm admittedly too lazy to type it out myself, so i took close up pictures. Enjoy.








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