Unca John - Midlife Crisis Vanity Project


Last night we partied hard with Andrew W.K., but tonight we're partying even harder with Baltimore-based Economics Professor Unca John, because an album that sounds like a Pat Benatar/They Might Be Giants collaboration is a thing i very much need in my brain. 

Midlife Crisis Vanity Project is so exactly my kind of humorous truth in advertising. Whaddya get? You get the amazing opener How The Hell?, sorry not sorry for making art, robots taking our jobs, the abject sadness of eating at Subway, fuck Republicans (my words), a reminder that your religion is YOURS not anybody else's, some songs about the lonliness of quarantine and lizard brain and that's the album. It's perfect. So perfect in fact that if you don't love it, you're almost certainly just a prick in a cult with a nonsense opinion. Doesn't matter how dumb that opinion is, only matters that you have a right to have it. 

Yep, spectacular album. Definitely go check it out, i guarantee you'll enjoy it: 

https://uncajohn.bandcamp.com/album/midlife-crisis-vanity-project

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