B-anon

Everyone, we have a new friend joining us today. Would you like to introduce yourself?

Peg leg? Stone belly? Oh, sorry, i'm with you now. Hi everybody. You can call me Bottle, and i haven't reviewed an album in 7 days. 

That's wonderful! We're all recovering critics here, so we know what you're going through. Would you like to try sharing what you're listening to without any context or ulterior motives?

Oh, geez, i dunno. Gene Simmons says rock is dead because bands aren't maxing out 12 credit cards and signing away their future royalties, and while that's half true if you squint into the sun, it's also not true at all, and...

Don't feel bad, Bottle. It's ok. You're not ready.

Bugger that! I'll just drop this here and b-line for that coffee table over there.

https://carsonmurphy.bandcamp.com/album/bad-habits

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