Linkin Park and Marilyn Manson
Oooh, brand new Linkin Park and Marilyn Manson albums. Legit head-to-head cage matches are so rare these days, what's the pre-fight stat sheet give us? Both bands i stopped caring about as 1999 wound to a grinding halt (you know with all the computers about to think it was 1900), so that's no help. I'm sure they're both canceled or whatever, so we're even. Kinda surprised Linkin Park has the grosser album cover (not remotely unreminiscent of Metallica's Load/Reload). Manson just has a painting of what most people look like without properly organized health care. What I've heard of Emily-fronted LP has been quite lovely, what I've heard of MM over the last 20-something years is an equally lovely nothing, so yeah we're just wading into the terrifying tunnel of hyperbolic sadness. Hope there's not a trolly problem waiting for us at the end, but [hold on, let me mix these metaphors real quick...ok] we'll cross that bridge when we're tied to i