The Lazy Cowgirls

I'm in the mood for some mid 80s garage-punk. Nonononono, don't run for the egress, it's good. Geez, why do different people take things so differently?

It's just trashy rock and roll, like the Stooges or the Ramones. There was a real proto-punk Renaissance in California in the 80s, and you're gonna love the self titled debut from The Lazy Cowgirls. It's not political, or offensive, or obnoxious (well, yes of course it's obnoxious but that's the fun part). 

They really were compared to those great Detroit rockers, or like a hybrid New York Dolls/Sex Pistols type band, but they are much more fun. Look, it's 1985, whether you liked New York Dolls or not, Johnny Thunders is dead (not literally), David Johansen is pretending to be Buster Poindexter, and all those kids who moved from Nowheresville, Indiana to LA just wanted to rock. This one'll hit you like a punch in the face, but in a good way. There's some killer bass lines, a whole lot of guitar chugging, songs about stuff and things that happen like Grandma Newman used to write. Plus, it has the coincidentally relevant "Read That Book" like i've been asking you to do. I'm sure i've mentioned i don't plan this stuff, it just happens.

So, please enjoy The Lazy Cowgirls, and note the very definite parody of MC5 on track 11. When only the finest trash rock will do, The Lazy Cowgirls deliver the goods.

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